I feel like I'm an accident that's worth something. I do a lot of things I should regret, but I don't. My names Geri, I play the tuba and I like to laugh.




I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.


this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space

Anonymous asked
How can I know that I'm a lesbian?


If you prefer tacos over hotdogs, cats over dogs, and you really wanna fuck women. You gay.