I feel like I'm an accident that's worth something. I do a lot of things I should regret, but I don't. My names Geri, I play the tuba and I like to laugh.

 

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

sagihairius:

this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space

Anonymous asked
How can I know that I'm a lesbian?

thegaywomenchannel:

If you prefer tacos over hotdogs, cats over dogs, and you really wanna fuck women. You gay.